I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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