Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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