just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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