That reminds me...we need to get swords
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I deserve to be covered in dicks
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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