It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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