i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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