I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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