brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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