If that was your dad, he is hot
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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