once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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