I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
People in love make me want to vomit
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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