He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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