Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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