A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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