The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
it's great music for shaving your balls
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
As shirtless as possible
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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