OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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