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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day

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  I know she was great

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like

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• (941): View more from Florida

  i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming

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• (831): View more from California

  I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺

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• (212): View more from New York

  My penis is lonely

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  So is my ring finger

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