I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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