the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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