pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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