no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize