I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
