Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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