She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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