so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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