They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize