so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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