Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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