Duck Duck Cougar?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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