remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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