so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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