All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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