She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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