can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
This house was built for laser tag.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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