you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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