Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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