ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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