You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
