My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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