Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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