I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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