I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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