lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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