So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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