But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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