hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
