would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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