bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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