I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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