turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
