So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Such a big mess for such a small penis
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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