People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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