waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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