the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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