Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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