chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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