never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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