she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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