hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
It all started with a game of naked twister.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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